I had to hum the jingle that plays or else it didn't feel right lol.

Could not have picked a better substitute.

I know you said please, but...

Yeah you're definitely right, just not a concept I will ever be familliar with.

This sentence is one word too long.

It has got the fins and everything!

Every day they make it more and more unattractive for me to want to go back there lmao.

"Sorry, friend."