WizardOfLoneliness

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[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 1 points 16 minutes ago

np hope you enjoy

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 1 points 23 minutes ago

nothing left to do but the obvious- shit yourself so that you can own it with swagger

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 3 points 28 minutes ago (2 children)

if you like readin' manga and can get away with it this has been pretty good i'm havin' fun with it

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 2 points 29 minutes ago* (last edited 27 minutes ago)

oh my god the doctor just told dwarves about the concept of a mixed drink, there goes "do no harm" RIP their livers

edit: oh my god they didn't even know what distilled liquor was, RIP their livers x10

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 1 points 31 minutes ago (1 children)

POV you're a dwarf drinking your world's first cold beer after a lifetime of warm ale

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 1 points 35 minutes ago

:dwarf-skeptical:

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 1 points 37 minutes ago

oh it's actually a thing but wikipedia says the word probably actually comes from a german cognate instead

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 1 points 38 minutes ago (1 children)

this manga is claiming that soap is called soap because of some hill near rome where people would burn sheep offerings and their rendered fat would mix with wood ash and make primitive soap and idk sounds Myth Plausible to me

i took a bite of one and even though i brushed my teeth later i still had spicy spicy feeling in my mouth like two hours later ahhhhhhhhh

what if we opened up a Hexstore to sell Hexmerch and we use it as a means to employ under-employed Hexbears to help funnel them income while also helping them build a "work history"

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 57 minutes ago)

My brother recommended this manga to me called The Isekai Doctor - Any Sufficiently Advanced Medical Science Is Indistinguishable From Magic and I dragged my feet in getting around to reading it because, i'mma be real, I don't even really read manga that often anymore

but it's actually pretty good, I like the art, and I like the underlying materialism inherent to the set up. Like, the setting is one where demihumans persecuted humans because they're weak or whatever, so god gave them healing magic, but then a plague happened and the humans started to take over and now they monopolize healing magic to their benefit

so the MC is a medical doctor who gets isekai'd and starts treating people's injuries with like, you know, medical science. He's got a doctor's bag with some basic medicine, scalpels, saline, etc., and it's enough that he can perform some relatively miraculous saves, enough that people think he's some kind of mage

anyway there's like the underlying geopolitical consequences looming of his ability to teach this knowledge to other races, breaking the human race's monopoly on healing, as well as like, obviously he's going to have to figure out some means of replicating his tools and medicines and equipment, which I'm excited to see happen

CW though, slavery shit, in the very beginning he saves a girl and woops she's a slave and let's just say her village gets Real Weird With It, even for anime with slavery (basically I mean like, THEY MADE HER A SLAVE, but then they use that status to treat her like shit, like even her own grandpa, like, what the fuck guys)

other random thing I like: instead of a stupid little animal sidekick (that turns into a little girl) like every other fucking mango out there, he gets a giant fucking Chimera buddy, and the artist MAKES HIM CUTE AS FUCK. CUTE LION FACE. CUTE LIL SNEK. LOVE HIM. idk if he'll turn out to be a little girl though, it remains to be seen

edit: CAT GIRL MEDICINE

are you a fucking moron

 

there's so much wild shit out there like, they got a cross between brussel sprouts and kale now, it grows little kale nuggets, it's weird

Im a huge fan of broccolini except idfk what to call it because that's apparently a trade mark of the Del Monte corporation and other places call it "sweet baby broccoli" but that's INACCURATE because it ISN'T BABY BROCCOLI it's actually a cross between BROCCOLI and GAI LAN which yields the succulent floral broccoli tops combined with the crisp crunchy asparagus like stalk of the gai lan and altogether a super premium ultra vegetable. I love that shit

If you want broccolini tips i've been tossing it in a light lemon garlic vinaigrette and then throwing it on the char grill until it's charred and people go omg your broccolini, it is a so amazing

Anyway what are some other good weird brassicas y'all enjoy

 

Like if you think about all the time wasted, that people are made to waste, just because google was like "if we made this work shittier people would be on google more," all that shit adds up.

There's only 42,076,800 minutes in 80 years, so if google makes every adult in the country waste even a minute of their time, that's already multiple lifespans worth of "wasted time," and I can promise you the actual number of wasted minutes in the ten plus years they've been shitfucking their own product is orders of magnitude greater than that

so like idk i guess what I'm saying is google owes us a few lives and we should start with its execs

 
 

First take some potatoes and boil them or steam them until they're tender, then let those bad boys cool down

Once they're cool enough to handle, get your fingers all up in there and tear them apart all goblin mode until they're bite sized chunks

Then go deep fry the chunks until they're a dark golden brown

Congratulation, you have now cooked a really good potato, now you can toss it in seasoning or a sauce or just eat like like a fuckin animal, either way you'll be like "oh, oh wow"

 

I can figure it out on my own i just thought y'all might have some better ideas for me to steal

Current plan so far is grilled eggplant steaks I'm gonna rub in olive oil and crushed toasted fennel seed/cumin/etc and serve with a drizzly lemon garlic tahini sauce, with one side being grilled broccolini that's also gonna be lemony and garlicky and good

the sous chef and i were lazy on Friday and didn't really figure out third thing but he was like "what about chickpeas and uhhhh tomatoes" so my current plan is roast some chickpeas, roast some diced tomatoes, toss it all together and season it like if i made harissa paste but leave the tomatoes chunky

any other ideas chat, or does that sound good, i get nervous my menu will be stupid. but chickpeas add protein and starch so like..

 

they've had nine years! where's my gay digital adventure, ZOE

 

It's because you weren't there, dawg, everybody else came to the meeting and we were waiting and waiting but you never showed up

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