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If you're looking at collaborating in game jams, you'll find it handy to have some Unity, Unreal Engine and Godot under your belt. Don't worry about becoming an "expert" at any of them, just do a few intro tutorials and read the starter docs on each.

I'm sorry, what happened to the metaverse Zuck?

This is ridiculous. Clearly the solution is for Elon Musk's Boring Company to build Hyperloops underneath each school, to allow students to escape quickly in their Teslas.

It hurt itself in its confusion!

But also, a lot of programming languages exist simply because a programmer really wanted to write a programming language.

Amazing news. A carbon tax is much more effective when it's involuntary!

For Russia: economic sanctions

For Israel: stern letter

It looks like they slapped a turd emoji in the center of the cockpit.

"If I can pull this off, I'll have free ice-cream for life!"

"I'm going to count down from 10, and if you haven't stopped invading Ukraine and are back in Russia tucked in bed, you're going to be in BIG TROUBLE!"

Not that surprising considering Japanese government only retired floppy disks in 2024 and fax machines are still in widespread use there.