I can't tell if his helmet saved his life or if he wasn't wearing a helmet. The way he avoids directly saying a helmet saved his life in the video while pushing the importance of wearing one makes me believe he wasn't wearing his at the time and came very close to making his last omelette.

I'm going to laugh my ass off when someone figures out how to track them all in real time, and shares it on a publicly accessible website.

You need to cook the potatoes first.

Strategic military foothold in the Middle East.

Because you can just mute it and it becomes regular porn, so it does double duty.

Just seeing a turn signal on a Mercedes or BMW is enough for me to assume the driver isn't the one in control.

my boyfriend. He's running Windows 7

You saint.

Is it the kind of discomfort one feels when they need to use a bathroom but there is only one for a 10,000 person event? Or the kind of discomfort one feels when it's a record heat wave but a bottle of water is $20 and despite advertising free water stations, there are none? Oh or maybe the discomfort in paying mystery fees that equal the price of the ticket?

Or maybe the kind of discomfort that only an illegitimate business model about to be exposed would evoke?

I'm convinced this whole tiktok is manipulating the algorithm thing is actually US propaganda.

I never understood the appeal of twitter before Elon bought it, and I understand it less with every news report about it since.

AFAIK the digital deluxe edition allows you to start playing 5 days early.

I mean, they own an iPhone to begin with, slow on the uptake is part of the aesthetic