[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I like healing my wounds from machine gun fire by eating 20 candybars. I am pretty sure it works that way in real life as well.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Yet I am not the one sitting here with a removed comment that I can't own ;)

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Why won't you repeat it?

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

How nice for you. Here is a golf clap

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

What are you going to do about it pleb? The number of banking companies in the US has fallen over 25% since 2007 via so-called stress tests. The population is quite literally tens of millions of people more in that same timespan.

Bigger market + less competition = you matter less

Don't like it? Make sure that the next time you hear "too big to fail" you tell your elected officials you are willing to take that risk. Everyone cut so much slack for past 4 presidents bailing out banks of course they have learned they can do what they want.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 28 points 8 hours ago

https://ycharts.com/companies/JPM/stock_buyback

2.823 billion spent on buybacks this year alone. For their 86 million account holders that is a bit over 32.5 dollars each.

Seems like they have plenty of money.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 16 points 9 hours ago

Yeah for Parkinsons. Bullshit agenda pushing headlines trying to get clicks.

Can we talk about the issues can we talk about character? No let's all instead talk about him testing negative for Parkinsons.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Yeah sounds about right. All Christianity can do is bully.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Probably all of them. Not that I really care. It's enough that companies are doing the right thing, if they want to secretly do the wrong thing it is their concern. Sincerity is for lovers not for business relationships

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

Lots of gay hobby farms.

I know you didn't mean it that way but I kinda want to see what that would look like.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago

Everyone here complaining about it, do y'all really want to go back to the days of having to smash up random crates in secret rooms to find the matching ammo of the 6 different types of guns you are holding?

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

I will just use the money I looted from bodies of the dead. Related question: will 30 candy bars still fix machine gun injuries?

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Haha for to say feeling pretty great. These are the loafs I mentioned that I am now being paid to make. Small batch of 4 in total. Should know by Monday how they sold over the weekend rush.

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Got hired (lemmy.world)

Hi all. I bring in pretty much every loaf I post here into my work. Work for a decent sized corp so it gets devoured quickly. One of the people who works there has offered me a part-time position to make custom breads for his family owned restaurant. Starting with those mini taro+matcha loafs.

I took it and start on Tuesday evening. No idea how far this is going to go, it felt really good getting that offer.

Would like to thank the community for putting up with my experiments, failures, and offering feedback and ideas.

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Yeah the stuck together. It came out well I think the matcha needs something to balance it like seeds and I should use more taro next time.

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Matcha (lemmy.world)

Green = matcha

Red = paprika and beet

Yellowish = peanut butter

Deep Brown = cinnamon

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Forgot to post it yesterday. Came out pretty good

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Each braid had a light jam filling in it. Braiding was a bit of a challenge. It however was worth the effort. So guess I got a new thing to explore, since spice painting is figured out, and that is fillings.

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Yesterday's work (lemmy.world)

I am really struggling moving over from counter bulk rises to fridge ones. This is my first attempt with a braided bread. 6 hours in my refrigerator and ended up adding an hour during second rise. Tastes great but I haven't gotten the process down yet.

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Nuts: almond + walnut ground up Wash: olive oil, egg, milk, and honey Add-ons: 3.5 tablespoons of peanut butter powder, some chocolate chips, and 50 grams almond flour Spice painting: cinnamon on one side and peanut butter on the other

On a personal note I am thinking about 18 more braided loads before I move on to other bakes.

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Had to rush through the braiding process and it definitely shows. However the tastes was fine. Ground the walnuts and almond flakes this time.

I will continue to post failures as well as successes since I think that makes for a healthier online community

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Increased peanut butter powder to two tablespoons. Wash is a mix of spice painted cinnamon and peanut butter powder over a layer of egg+olive oil+honey+milk, slight amount of coconut powder in dough

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Cinnamon on outside the lighter color on the inside is from peanut butter powder

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