andyburke

"His pawn got me with the Old El Paso..."

🤌

Snowflakes, all these right wingers.

We're all just tubes tubin' around.

☝️

His approval rating is at an ALL TIME LOW again.

Of 37%.

More than 1/3 of America is out of touch with reality and likely with their own humanity. How this dude isn't seen by almost everyone as old, out of his gourd and covered in spray tan... 🤷

You don't like TMP? Nor do I.

This is now my headcanon version:

https://vimeo.com/217336882

These stupid fucks fought against EVs until it became obvious people preferred them and now they're reaping the consequences.

personally about to hit the back button and forget every single bit of this. 👋

When you see this, you should be thinking "look what they fucking took from us."

Once upon a time, those lanes all ran. The CEO's megayacht is the reason you have to stand in line or check out yourself.

Are these not desperate times?

Why did the Dems come back?

Worthless stunts don't fucking help.

Jesus tried to convince people that heaven could be here, upon earth, if you learn to love.

I am not entirely convinced he wasn't trying to say the same shit I am and that his story was then stolen by the people I talk about using things for control...