Sounds fake.

It’s so weird. Half of y’all will pull the earbuds out of our ears on the subway to shoot your shot and the other half will be actively getting motorboated and wondering if we like you.

The second type of guy is perfect, by the way. You’re doing good, stay humble.

Y’all remember the computer room? Like that guest bedroom or whatever that wasn’t really used for anything other than housing The Computer?

I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right.

City vacations: restaurant hunting

Nature vacations: grueling 6am deathmarch #87

Beach vacations: binge drinking and washing sand out of things

A thermometer is like if we measured speed by crashing a car into a barrier and gauging how much it made the barrier shake.

Parrots are definitely capable of using human words and phrases in context. Stuff like “bye bye” when someone leaves a room, or “want some water?” when they see you drinking from a glass and want to have a taste. Attaching sounds to concepts and using them to communicate those concepts seems like basic language stuff to me!

Source: had parrots my whole life. +bird tax

You don’t exterminate mosquitoes because they are evil, you get rid of them because they are parasites, unable to exist without feeding on you and your loved ones. They are disease vectors, it’s us or them.

The royal family feeds into hierarchical structures. They benefit from our subjugation. They knowingly and intentionally contribute to death and misery worldwide for their own benefit. If Charles was a decent man he’d abdicate.

Why the fuck would anyone want to ban medical emergency abortions? How would any sane person think this is a moral stance? The only goal is to kill women. How is this a mainstream political party’s stance?

Just declare open season on women already. Jesus Christ these people are fucking sick.

Partyparrot. I just want to see more videos and photos of birds having a good time.

Like this guy.

We must set ourselves apart from reddit. Birb content only.

I have so many questions.

Are they surgically implanting the pizza into the patient’s little rat belly?

Or just taking a pizza break in the middle of surgery?

Is this a delivery room and momma rat is hungry?

How did he get this job anyway? Is he a diversity hire? I cant imagine he’s very good at handling those tiny tools.

Are the ears part of the uniform? Or is he posing as a rat? Are the ratdoctors just too polite to call him out for being gigantic and definitely not a real rat?