oh nice! I found the same labyrinth after 4-5 taps.

this is so exciting! I imagine in the next few days I might be able to get to the content!!!

I just had a seizure ~~reading~~ trying to read this "article". what do I even click to escape??

pussies are tough. Trump is a spray-tanned ballsack

"We will continue to charge you penalties until you can afford to pay us back"

Well actually you can't die either, that's illegal. Let me know if you find any other options and I'll make sure they get illegal'd as well!

Favourite part of the whole article:

A spokesperson for Truth Social said, “It’s hard to believe that Reuters, once a respected news service, has fallen so low as to publish such a manipulative, false, defamatory and transparently stupid article as this one purely out of political spite.”

"You never saw what you thought you saw. And even if you did, it was entirely justified and your interpretation was extreme."

Fortunately, there's good news: https://nypost.com/2024/05/18/us-news/rudy-giuliani-served-with-arizona-fake-electors-indictment-during-80th-birthday-bash-in-palm-beach/

This would be much better if you weren't mixing up Mormonism and Scientology. maybe the 4th would be "The Rise of American Jesus"?

I left the first time for Trump... but moved to the UK just in time for Brexit. Should've picked Taiwan I guess

"...Americans are planning to flee in droves, and then will realise they don't have a passport, don't know any foreign languages, and don't know how to get around without a car and will ultimately just stay put."

Just commenting to also get a name in that history book.

"Oh yeah. We knew it was coming. We were just waiting to see which one would finally cause it."

it's only real programming if you also use CSS