wait til you hear about bank accounts

Pay no mind to the widespread layoffs and skyrocketing prices.

Taking a high cut is the opposite of anti-competitive, that makes it easier for competitors to offer a better deal

Wah-llelujah

Capitalism is like a program with a glitch. Resources are distributed based on capital. But capital is a resource. So theres a feedback loop of the people with the most capital gaining more and more capital.

Ah republicans meeting their voters

obligatory copyright only exists so rich people can own more things they didnt create

record breaking heatwaves occur due to global warming, predictably causing wildfires around the world

"the migrants must've done this!"

I remember Mexico pleading for US to legalize marijuana, as these cartels only exist to capitalize on the US market for illegal drugs

Speed limits are one of the many transportation issues that have been researched with findings that the US has ignored and the EU has implemented.

Drivers go at the speed they're comfortable with regardless of any posted speed limits. They dont work. What does work is road design to make it uncomfortable to go faster. Narrower lanes, less vision on intersections, raised crosswalks, among other things.

The fraud-fighting project has fired up quite a controversy

fraud-fighting? Even Google's initial pitch was explicitly describing it as a way to sell more ads.

I dunno if you watched futurama, it was always cheesy commentary on contemporary subjects.