Three paragraphs!? How is anyone supposed to read all

...in the embrace of messmer's flame.

I mean, I'm definitely voting for Biden, but I hope it saves the country.

I mean, if Trump wins the election, it might literally be our last election. They have a plan to dismantle our government. So no, unfortunately, I think they're arguing in good faith, trying to use this tool the GOP has set up against them to save the country.

Yeah, that's a good point, I've seen a lot of suggestions that seem to go beyond the scope of this terrible terrible ruling. I guess he could order the military to prevent congress and the SC from meeting or doing anything. Then he could just issue executive orders, or declare war on a faction of politicians trying to stage a coup maybe?

Peter: I wouldn't say I've been "missing" it, Bob. 😉

I'm gonna guess the original version of this joke said "crashed" instead of "fell over", cause then it would actually be ambiguous enough for the premise to work.

How about "it's easier then shaving everyday"?

You did something due to peer pressure at an age when kids are obsessed with fitting in. In the course of doing so, you realized it was wrong and you stopped. Even now, presumably years later, you still feel bad about it. I'd say you're good, every single one of us has done things (often involving inappropriate actions) we look back on and regret. You're fine.

Man obtains counterfeit head injury

Outrage

We know. Twitter had every right to perform this dick move. They did nothing technically wrong, in acting shitty to one of their users.