[-] calabast@lemm.ee 2 points 19 hours ago

HOT garbage? And who's paying to heat this garbage up, me? No thank you! Cold garbage is fine for kids!

Lol, no but seriously they'd rather just let kids starve.

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 24 points 1 day ago

That's not a great comparison, because no mass murderer on death row has ever come close to the level of deaths this CEO is responsible for.

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 0 points 6 days ago

I definitely agree that rent should be much more controlled and affordable. And yeah banks definitely don't need more money. But a majority of Americans have fixed mortgage rates under 4%, which makes a lot of them keep their old house when they move, and just rent it out. Which just makes it harder for people to break into the housing market. And houses are an investment that renters don't have access to, and that's just one of tons of things that keeps poor people poor.

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 121 points 2 weeks ago

I think he know Trump is going to help Russia in every way possible, so he might as well let Ukraine get since more serious hits in now while they can

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 265 points 2 months ago

shrugs in Firefox

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 97 points 3 months ago

The only thing that will stop kids making finger guns is more good kids with finger guns.

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 109 points 3 months ago

I don't really know d&d well, but I just looked up the spell and I think it says you can transform "any number of willing creatures". So the DM could make an argument about whether insects had the intelligence to even qualify as being able to be "willing" for that.

On the other hand, I am a big fan of Operation Dumbo Drop Multistrike

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 90 points 6 months ago

I'm gonna guess the original version of this joke said "crashed" instead of "fell over", cause then it would actually be ambiguous enough for the premise to work.

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 110 points 7 months ago

How about "it's easier then shaving everyday"?

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 101 points 10 months ago

Man obtains counterfeit head injury

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[-] calabast@lemm.ee 97 points 1 year ago
[-] calabast@lemm.ee 102 points 1 year ago

We know. Twitter had every right to perform this dick move. They did nothing technically wrong, in acting shitty to one of their users.

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