University labs tend to be notoriously lax in comparison to commercial counterparts

As a male, I don't mind that :D

The new owner would report the previous owner to the police

It really does not make sense a terminal consuming 100% CPU, so Alacrittycis my choice as well

Eh. New toilets sold in places like California, Arizona (ie dry places) use such very little water that sometimes I need to flush twice to ensure the toilet doesn't stink

It's a good idea to avoid being bumped out of a flight because they ended up overbooked

The vaccine goes intramuscularly, but I get your enthusiasm

This is the simplest solution. But the annual property tax on 2+ properties has to bite otherwise corporations hoarding housing stock would just see that as cost of doing business.

The best approach would be progressively higher (like, exponentially) property taxes according to the number of properties held

Arrrrr, matey!

This absolutely reeks of despair

This only confirms that emacs was designed to be an OS

Hubris aside, Elon will tank because, at Twitter, he seems to be devoid of people who will make things work despite of him. Twitter employees must be giving Musk exactly what he orders and he is seeing the impact of that, since Musk must have thought "a web page... How hard can it be to someone who made reusable rockets?"