all of it

I clicked the really big tongs at him

yes, just like chronically online girl, fucking get him

hunt the people

the title image is the beginning of the list

I asked my kid for what the options actually were when he told me how bummed out he was by them

once I saw them, I was similarly bummed. how terribly uninspiring.

we live near-ish to several nationally-respected universities, they could have had speakers about so much more interesting shit

guaranteed that the people who facilitate this thing every year are barely paid enough to give a fuck, I don't hate them for not hunting down people from outside our county to inspire our kids. I hate capitalism for making the educational system be set up in such a way that the person in charge of this shit just takes whatever is easiest instead of trying to offer a range of options.

don't worry, none of the nurses here wear masks

I found out all about it when my mom was in the ICU a couple years ago

the healthcare professionals here do not understand airborne pathogens, as far as I can tell

that punchline to the bleakness of the career options was the entire reason for making the post

reasonable people would say it was silly to the point of caricature to make your fictional teacher cheerleading the fascist police state to be named after the definitional characteristic that made them safe from the repercussions of said fascist police state, but here we are

this was why my kid brought it up to me – so disappointing

sorry, maybe you can't see the initial image I posted

these plus the others are all the options

so true

I'm edamame. Jealous?

desperately

it was a really a good deal, totally understand why you're so upset

hoping something even better magically appears before you ❤️

this is Ohio Rizz:

65 with a steady light breeze that makes it feel a little colder – perfect sweater weather