I'm pretty sure I recognize the bodies in the water. Hey that one over there is Joe

Nah events like this aren't for nepobabies and failsons, they don't need shit like this to get an internship at their dad's company. This is for amoral climbers to add another bullet point to their CVs while legitimizing the sponsoring company

Ah yes a green bra. So much more realistic and less "generic"

Beyond parody

You can watch live as he desperately tries to remember what year it is and how racist he's allowed to be

Damn I can't believe capitalism keeps advancing to its extremely predictable endpoint. This must be something new not my beloved capitalism let's call it crony capitalism. That'll solve it

Optics wise it's also possibly the only war crime more obviously and blatantly evil than what they're already doing like bombing the hospital.

UN troops will almost certainly make it worse

That everyone finds racist jokes funny except white women who get performatively offended. So a nice double helping of racism and sexism

Heavy is the head that wears the crown

Do you know what liberal means or do you think it just means Democrat?

Great username

And then Stalin ate the highway with his big spoon