Everyone who actually buys a Switch 2 deserves exactly what they get.
hakase
This is one of those comics that feels like there's a real story behind it.
No money for tankie admins.
This is called a "folk etymology". Great story, but completely false.
It's not their necks that extend this time!
Goku's hair doesn't all go straight up like that except when he's Super Saiyan, and when he is Super Saiyan, his hair is wider/longer than that. Also, you can see Gohan's characteristic hair curl at the front of his head.
Basically, hair looks like Goku's SSJ hair but black and significantly shorter, and a curl at the front of the head. This is 100% Gohan.
Hung Hung Hippos
That's Gohan, not Goku. Still no chance of Tien doing that to him, of course.
That's Gohan. Tien still wouldn't stand a chance though.
there's no h in ῥυθμός
Not acknowledging that that rough breathing mark is an "h" is the real Anglo colonialism here.
More accurate under the inverse scope reading.
Steven Pinker's The Language Instinct is a famously great, engaging, and approachable introduction to the field of linguistics for anyone interested.