That's valid. I want to know the reasons why people go to the lengths they do with some distros. I have just settled in.

is there anything which actually bothers you about Debian? what impedes your workflow? what edge cases with hardware and updating affect you?

is there really a reason to switch? do you care about unburdening developers from dealing with systemD?

All things considered, this might be believable if you didn't disappear into the ether forever