i told the recruiter that my student loans were serviced by Sallie Mae. he told me that, for certain, my loans would be paid by the G.I. bill. i was desperate to move out of my parents house.

it wasn't until the day before shipping out, the day that i raised my right hand and swore an oath, that i found out he lied. i went anyway and didn't get my loans paid.

they will say ANYTHING.

If you’ve ever heard someone refer to a TV remote as a “clicker,”

Baba is You is my jam! but so many levels i just give up too easy and peek the solution online. i am not as smart as i wish i was.

i am going to conversationally refer to Dewayne Johnson as 'the brick'. hilarious.

i thought narcissism is when you ONLY care about what others think?

new AND novel?

also fresh and different!

fun story...

ive seen Elton John twice. the second time, more than twenty years ago, i was able to present a rose to him on one knee during the encore.

my friends and i were in the front row and had set up a folding chair up against the stage. it was quite a leap to get up there and i immediately ran for the side of his piano. security rushed in on me rapidly but i was already on one knee reaching out with my head down, so Elton shooed them away.

i love Elton John.

Canada! Fuck Yeah!

i was not prepared for how terrible her handwriting is.

i absolutely have no recollection of see this show. it's on my IMDB 'watchlist' so i must've.

conclusion: i saw it. it was forgettable.

nice job. it's funny!

i just started on this platform today. i really do think this is the thing we will all jump to. glad that i am here early for the good stuff.

there's a POV video at this link. i watched it. yipes!

i wonder if anyone will ever feel safe to ride it again.