About 50 years too late, considering how bad the zebra mussels and alewife’s have gotten, but I guess better late than never.

I mean, how hard to you expect them to work when they’re getting paid in rubles lol

Yeah, what a mystery…the only thing about the guy that’s even vaguely appealing to the Democratic Party is his last name.

Ah right, because those other forms of social media aren’t also infested with politics.

Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I think that the chances of finding out what's actually going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say, "Hang the sense of it," and keep yourself busy. I'd much rather be happy than right any day.

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Black shirt with navy blue pants? GTFO

It stopped at $400,000 because the state Supreme Court ruled the law unconstitutional and put a stop to the whole operation. He’d have made tens of millions if not more otherwise.

They tried it in florida and 96% of recipients passed…but not before the state spent $400,000 in taxpayer money with the drug testing company…that had the governors wife on its board of directors

Electricity does not take the path of least resistance. It takes every path available, inversely proportional to that paths resistance.

When the voltage gets high enough, it will literally start ripping molecules apart in order to make its own path.

Also, nice meme, nerd.

Every birthday you have, for your entire life, being on a Wednesday.

Sounds great.

If your cast iron pan is also your primary weapon it counts as worn weight

Real Estate has historically been a relatively safe investment platform compared to other options, so you have a large concentration of people who think they are entitled to a massive ROI with basically no effort or risk on their part.

And if there’s any group of people that think they are entitled to sit on their ass and rake in the money after reaching a certain level of success, it’s conservatives.