He wouldn't steal them, though (though if you recently buried a dead pet in your lawn he might dig that up).

He prefers roadkill, doesn't fit his taste if it's fresh.

Wait, aren't llamas, like most camelids, notorious assholes..?

They spit on people's faces for fun, don't they..?

Adulthood.

I assume “son of Glóin” would count as a last name.

The Trees fell during the First Age; the Downfall of Númenor and the Changing of the World happened towards the end of the Second Age, almost three thousand years later, and involved Sauron, not Morgoth, who'd been defeated and exiled from the world at the end of the First Age.

As for Legolas, he was a Sindarin elf born in the Third Age. He never saw the Trees, and had never been in Aman at the time of The Lord of the Rings.

The only named characters in The Lord of the Rings (other than ones mentioned in songs and legends) who had ever seen the trees were Galadriel, possibly Celeborn and Glorfindel, technically Gandalf and Saruman (provided the Istari count as the same people as the Maiar they were back in Aman), and, maybe, Tom Bombadil and Goldberry, but who knows, really, with those two. (I don't think Sauron ever was in Aman, at least during or after the time of the Trees).

To be fair, Musk does also have a weird plastic look in real pictures...

Firefox with uBlock Origin and NoScript.

I don't like ads, or websites using JavaScript for anything I don't approve of, or unnecessarily.

Personally I'm more of a leg guy 🤷‍♂️.

And I don't particularly like overly large breasts, which lots of people seem to enjoy. A handful is fine, thank you very much.

Japan isn't big on change.

he almost saved America

It would have been entirely accidentally, though.

He didn't shoot Reagan for being Reagan, he shot him because he wanted to impress Jodie Foster after developing an obsession with her (who'd been twelve when filming and was eighteen at the time of the attempt on Reagan's life) after watching Taxi Driver about fifteen times.

He didn't shoot Reagan for any of the billions of reasons Reagan deserved to be shot for, though... he did it as an attempt to impress Jodie Foster after developing an obsession with her after watching Taxi Driver about fifteen times.

It's important to note that Foster had been twelve when shooting the film, and that even the deranged and mentally ill protagonist of said film abandons any sexual interest on her character the instant he becomes aware of her age, despite her being a child prostitute, and that the character said protagonist was trying to impress by shooting a politician was in her twenties (Foster was barely eighteen when Hinckley shot Reagan).

It's already dead. r/wholesomememes decided to allow only original content (no bots or reposts), and, after two days the only post was one begging human users to post anything original.

There are no users left. It's bots all the way through, like maggots in a rotting corpse.