Time for a new paradigm.
lemmie689
If I just say my ex, do I need a whole backstory?
Hold out for the super-duper-duper intelligence.
Roughly 30 million years into the future
Looking round me again, I saw that, quite near, what I had taken to be a reddish mass of rock was moving slowly towards me. Then I saw the thing was really a monstrous crab-like creature. Can you imagine a crab as large as yonder table, with its many legs moving slowly and uncertainly, its big claws swaying, its long antennae, like carters' whips, waving and feeling, and its stalked eyes gleaming at you on either side of its metallic front? Its back was corrugated and ornamented with ungainly bosses, and a greenish incrustation blotched it here and there. I could see the many palps of its complicated mouth flickering and feeling as it moved.
I've had 3 or 4 already of this exact msg.
"The Time Machine is interpreted in modern times as a commentary on the increasing inequality and class divisions of Wells' era, which he projects as giving rise to two separate human species: the fair, childlike Eloi, and the savage, simian Morlocks, distant descendants of the contemporary upper and lower classes respectively."
"(The Time Traveller) realizes that the Morlocks control and feed upon the Eloi."
Hmm...looks like it needs a subscription for the OS, not sure about that. I'm looking for a new new phone myself.
"Your purchase includes a 12-month Sailfish OS full license subscription valued at €59.88 (€4.99/month), granting access to all releases, commercial components, and feature upgrades. After the first year, you can choose to continue your subscription and support Sailfish OS development further. Even without renewal, your device will continue to function, but future software updates and commercial component upgrades will not be available."
Things get "Wild in the Streets" and the voting age is lowered to 15. Everybody over 30 is put into retirement camps and fed LSD all day.