maki

joined 1 month ago
[–] maki@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Look, nobody’s ever seen a pope like me before, folks. I’ve done more for Christianity than maybe anyone, ask anyone, they’ll tell you. The Vatican? Beautiful place, but it’s not winning anymore. We’re going to make the Church great again bigger congregations, stronger faith. Some of these cardinals? Total disasters. I’ve got the best relationship with the Bible. And frankly, people are saying lots of people that I’d be the greatest pope ever. Maybe even better than Peter. Not saying that, but people are.

[–] maki@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I kind of don’t know what to say 😳

[–] maki@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

This is an ultimate test :)

[–] maki@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I was gonna say the same. No other outlet is reporting this (yet) so let’s see

[–] maki@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Way to go! 💪🏼

[–] maki@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago

What a strange world

[–] maki@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

Maybe time to boycott the service (which anyway was not that spectacular)

[–] maki@lemm.ee 15 points 5 days ago (8 children)

He’s f*** detached

[–] maki@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Instatext from Slovenia! I’ve been using it for years