massacre

Elvis gunna break both his fuckin' thumbs

This meme has real boomer Facebook vibes; well played.

Snu Snu?

definitely committed immigration fraud

Gaslight

how best to 'go after her'

Obstruct

I’m not certain of it, but we at least need to investigate it because if people can commit wrongdoing without even the fear that they’re going to be found out, that’s a fundamental problem.

Project

This feels like maybe I've had my internet quota for the day??

Nah...

If I knew what a ploncker was, I'd be very upset

Asking for a friend?

No manager competent enough to write that well is going to put anything like that down in writing. Totally fake.

mild shock

• Patrick Stewart

Anyone else thinking that lead pic of the woman at the dual monitors is AI?