Wonderful piece! But one of the commentors stated, "I pray he will see your article and his head will explode. One can hope." They forget that Trump had to have his daily briefings presented as Highlights pictographs.
Wait, this is "mastermind" (based on the outcome) of the October terrorist attacks? "Sure, we can have a ceasefire. C'mere and let's talk about it..."
There will be no 2028 election.
I'm such an underachiever. Here is "Sleepy Joe Biden", a doddering fool who even tries to sit where there is no chair, yet who also is the criminal mastermind behind an entire crime family and who easily controls all government and media for his own diabolical schemes. I mean, pick a lane, Republicans!
Separate tickets, dudes.
About a year ago I downloaded an app called Merlin. You can let it listen and it'll identify all the birds around you by their calls. I've found myself rushing outside with my phone if I hear an unusual bird while I'm in my study. Then I look at myself and wonder, who the hell is this?
Yeah but it STILL landed right-side up. A fine example for moon landers everywhere.
I hope they've alerted their groundskeepers that all trees, shrubs, bushes, and flowers must be mowed over, because pollen and flowers are Nature's pole-dancers and sluts. Not sure if they can have grass.
The true shocker is the beginning of the headline. "Trump paid me"...
Hate speech is all the same. Fill-in-the-blank, then spout.
Step 1. Rename to "Dickipedia" and prominently feature Musk's face on the splash page
Step 2. Collect $1 billion
Step 3. Change it back
I'm inclined towards a universal sales tax, and elimination of income tax. That cuts out loopholes for billionaires who run around buying property, buildings, and yachts - a 10 or 12% tax would fix that (of course, every solution provides its own set of problems) The other solution is having my employer "tip" me every two weeks.
Edit: Some very good points below, which I'd never considered.