Cats are the prime example of

"I don't care and I don't need you. Bye!"

...

"Oh... Now how do I get my free lasagne?"

I think the giraffes will be okay though.

That's morphemes, rather than a phonetic alphabet, right? Unless the whales have become literate?

common animals

Royalty

"And here on your left you will see a prime example of the common European prince. No longer afforded a natural habitat, the nation of Britain has built special reserves for these princelings and other royalty, called palaces. On certain days you can observe royals being transported in specially equipped vehicles from one palace to another to encourage mating."

No place like ~/

The title assumes we know this Dirk guy, but might not have heard of Linus...

Who stop at 60? Immortal dogs!

This is your father's dog. An elegant puppy for a more civilised age. Take care of it, you and your descendents, for it will outlive you all.

Oh wait, now I realised that's basically r2d2

Daemons Unleashed

And we need some people to step up and become contributors and maintainers.

Some various answers here; but for me, it came from w/o as a shorthand for 'without', then I started sometimes writing w/ for 'with' and wondering if that's okay!

All Linux are equal...

... But some are more equal than others