mindbleach

Hire a fucking editor.

Google cramming ads into photos is just barely implausible. This is a better premise than most isGlitch crap, which reads like lying with style - but there's no style. 'Calls it innovation' is the sort of weak ending you'd give to actual rage-bait news. For a punchline, that fluff goes at the beginning, so the rug-pull at the end falls further and hits harder.

"Innovative new cloud storage updates vintage ads to modern brands." "Google lets you hide ads in old family photos behind newer, fancier ads." "Vintage photo enhancement tool adds product placement." "AI-powered family album app is pretty sure your grandma drank White Claw."

The rest of the front page is surprisingly decent. You can't "detect ethics," grammatically, but that's nitpicky. Consider: "Microsoft AI's enhanced reasoning spots ethical concerns so they can be seamlessly ignored." Youtube's moderation is already slapdash; the real joke would be upselling a plan to do nothing. "Homeopathic moderation." Even if it's riffing on The Onion's "unlimited deductible."

Dude's not even fun to look at.

A tribalist whose ingroup is self-proclaimed leftists. Tankies are conservatives. It is a worldview where they base their moral judgements of actions completely on the predetermined morality of the person carrying those actions out.

People in this mode tend to have right-wing politics, because it maps really well to saying 'well somebody's gotta be king.' But the same way right-wing assholes don't actually mean they want states' rights or small government, these left-wing assholes are only parroting slogans to justify whatever their side did now. They're just shuffling cards.

But they are completely serious when they insist all leftists are like them, because they think everybody does this. They don't know there's any other way to be. We're the idiots for not getting behind our guys every single time - like we forgot they're our guys.

Did you not take the hyperfixation perk? Rookie move. There's supposed to be one thing you're permanently weird about.

"Incomparable advantage" is the only way to understand Nintendo. They are a toy company. They do not make the mistake of walking into a fair fight. They want to be the only company that offers [blank].

ADHD is a bitch.

Why put in this much money and effort just to be told no?

Singular.

Well aside, I love indications that someone has never seen a word in writing. The visual equivalent of a bizarre pronunciation. English is full of these opportunities because it's a creole gone feral. Occasionally you get it both ways, where people never connect appetizers called "ordervs" to a menu section titled "hors d'oeuvre."

People already do that.

They're not banned. You have to block them yourself.

Wario Land VB?

Just do it.