With a high-vis vest and a clipboard, you can get almost anywhere.

Fair enough. So pretty much ‘always war’ fits, no? We’ve been ‘at peace’ as a nation for less time than I’ve been alive and I’m not that old.

The schools will be dismantled until critical thinking improves.

Dude that’s awesome if those are real stats. Bravo. Can you further refine to include proxy wars?

You’re correct, it is. But when has Amerika ever not been at war with someone?

We’re all living in Amerika. Coca-Cola. Always war.

Your mom is factually incorrect and makes no sense.

Careful, ese, la chingona don’t play!

You didn’t really expect an imaginary triangle to behave like a real one, did you?

I love selecting text on a page or different file then middle-clicking at the target for a quick copy-paste that bypasses the typical clipboard ctrl-c/ctrl-v pattern.

Now waitaminit—you’re saying that my Roomba has hallucinogens inside it? I tripped over it the other day, but this is a much different kind of bad trip hazard than I was led to think.

Fuck that’s dark. That robot still has flight time left and wants to serve. Slava Ukraini!