The children’s blood he drinks is probably deficient in iron and magnesium.
Just a normal day at a Florida Elementary School.
Probably being the guy taking the shit and also completely aware that you’re being pooparazzied.
Tweets are now called Xcrements.
I recently learned that the state where I’m from considers a baton a deadly weapon so it can’t be purchased as a means of defense, but an Ak-47 is perfectly fine to purchase AND open carry.
Turtles can, in fact, breathe through their butts.
Does anyone have a home remedy for the darkness within that is slowly overcoming your will to live?
I tried apple cider vinegar
More like Supreme Court Injustices, amirite?
Must be nice to be openly corrupt and not have any consequences.
I like to take those slices and smear them into the bun to prevent their escape.
I would just like to say that I really love this new community and I would like you all to know that I wash myself with a rag on a stick!
I went through something similar.
I realized that a Japanese dishwashing powder company is using my face as its logo.