I expect it's unfamiliarity with roasting and some "more must be better" reasoning that makes this marketing work.

You'll twig to it in a minute.

Bless your heart.

I have a UDP joke but I don't know if you'll get it.

Green signal means you may make a left turn through the opposite lane but must yield to oncoming traffic. This guy either misjudged the gap or just didn't look.

In standup it's okay to go off on a tangent.

Open up your face and let it stick in your teeth.

It's only not normal because the equipment doesn't require a deep clean very often. And major back injuries are also not normal but who's connecting all those dots at three in the morning?

Good bot.

Just did this last week. Had a case for special handling db column "A" and wrote combined logic for "A" and "B" and spent an embarrassing amount of time wondering why "B" was still coming out wrong.

If any post was ever deserving of a +1 this is it right here.

Gentoo.