Rule 2: Explain incorrect articles and takes

As much as I want this to be real it's not. Just enjoy the shitpost folks 👍

Context: Brazil orders troops to the border amid Venezuela's plans to annex their neighbor. Brazilian army truck explodes on way to border. https://www.cnnbrasil.com.br/nacional/caminhao-do-exercito-explode-apos-acidente-na-fronteira-com-a-guiana/

The Art of War by SHO IGU: Chapter 27 - If you don't have enough nightvision to go around, consider irradiated soil like the Red Forest. Not only will your troops enjoy the historic views, but the glowing ambiance really livens up night operations! Who knows, could also get a cool mutation.

Abrams, Challenger, T90

1.) Put the Abrams on top of the T90.

2.) Challenger plays turret toss

3.) Behold the glory of my Orbital Abrams Battlestation

Yes but also because it really happened. That and it's funny to put Saddam in strange and unexpected places 🤷

For those out of the loop, here's the original image of Saddam's hiding place from the BBC:

Here are images of the actual hiding place:

Another graphic the BBC released:

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My brother in Christ, we are the Terminators

What do you mean it's based on my browsing habits? Wait hold on there's a knock at the door

AUTOMATED SENTRY ACTIVATED

SANE AND RATIONAL TAKE DETECTED

DEPLOYING COUNTERMEASURES

LOCK

BIRDS AWAY

...

SPLASH ONE

Well they said we couldn't call them Fuck 'ems anymore

it's not in space, it's on the ground

It occupies space dunnit?? Checkmate.

In 2004, the ATF decided a shoestring was a machine gun.

A few years later in 2007, they corrected that position by saying the shoestring alone was not a machine gun but only when combined with a semiautomatic to increase the rate of fire.

https://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/2010/01/25/shoestring-machine-gun/

Supposedly, the above picture is a registered shoestring with a serial number printed on the piece of metal

Literally 1984