I'm running Dendrite, I expect the best compatibility as this is an official product.

Fair point, I assumed OP meant people of indeterminate identity. Jan Kowalski is indeed the goto placeholder name.

Bonus points for optimising IRC nostalgia post for rendering in Lynx.

Some example video?

In Poland typically, both officially and informally, one says N. N. (Latin nomen nescio, identity unknown).

Sure, but give us something to work with ;)

Ovalsky, analysis!

It's an international agreement as per https://www.cloudflare.com/learning/dns/top-level-domain/

How do you make these eggs?

Log out and in again, I believe it's a known issue after upgrade.

**'Thus Spoke Zarathustra' silently playing in the background. **

Ryanair no longer overbooks flights and in my experience just assigns you random seats (next to each other if you booked multiple tickets). If in doubt just contact their customer support.