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[–] ours@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

During hot summers, windows are partially open (AC not common in European homes). For a couple of years, there was this one gull who took the surrounding rooftops as its place to be. It would perch on a corner and just yell it's damn lungs off randomly at all times of the day.

I also saw one gull trying to fuck up a crane (the bird) today. And another summer, one gull tried to eat a baby duckling. Duck momma went nuclear and smacked that gull into giving up.

[–] ours@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Funny thing is he's the first American pope.

You'd think that counts for something and they would be yelling "USA! USA! USA!". But nah, a pope espousing some actual Christian values is terrible according to them.

[–] ours@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

5-6 years conversion and then killing the pope using his cringe. What a run!

Maybe keep him away from this one? Throw him a nice leather couch to distract him.

[–] ours@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Watch out, some just double-down when they feel dumb.

There's a reason that movement is so anti-intellectual and don't care for facts.

[–] ours@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

The closest things to miracles we can actually do! Preserving probably millions of lives every year. It used to be normal to have a bunch of kids and just have many of them die or get crippled early in live due to child illness.

Fun fact: in Vietnam, after they kicked out the French, they changed all the French street names with some exceptions. Pasteur was one of those exceptions.

[–] ours@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

You must not live near them.

So cool to be woken up when these bastards decide to have a screaming match at 3 in the morning.

[–] ours@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Poorly photoshopped "tattoos".

[–] ours@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

As long as the cheque clears, they don't care.

[–] ours@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Or worse, meet face to face with JD Vance and die of cringe the next day.

[–] ours@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

And any tattoo can and will be interpreted as a gang affiliation. No matter the mental gymnastics required.

[–] ours@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

But he killed the Pope with his cringe aura.

[–] ours@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Legal doesn't matter anymore, apparently. They are just going by vibes now.

Random ass tatoos? MS 13.

Got the wrong guy? Don't care.

Due process? Don't need it.

 

Mike and Jay discuss the new found-footage-ish demonic movie Late Night with the Devil! But more importantly, they break a very important and rare VCR repair tool or something.

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