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The Usual Suspect

Embrace it. Teach these people how to use data URIs to "embed images into the HTML file", then laugh when they burn even more tokens.

I don't.

IRS sending in letters about 21 years of scam back taxes I apparently owe them

Taxes are supposed to exist as a way to provide upkeep for infrastructure, government services, and social safety nets. Refusing to pay them while also still benefitting from tax-funded infrastructure and services is just being a parasite on society.

He sure can! The cultists love holding him accountable for all the positive things Biden and Obama actually did.

“You should get a one-year jail sentence if you do anything to desecrate the American flag,” Trump in 2024 during a “Fox & Friends” interview.

I'm not at all surprised that he explicitly names the American flag. The next step is going to be an EO to not prosecute burning other countries' flags as hate speech.

“I literally lost my only friend overnight with no warning,” one person posted on Reddit

It was meant to be satirical at the time, but maybe Futurama wasn't entirely off the mark. That Redditor isn't quite at that level, but it's still probably not healthy to form an emotional attachment to the Markov chain equivalent of a sycophantic yes-man.

Not fuzzy enough, which—coincidentally—is just how he likes his women.

When did Fox News get its broadcasting license, again?

Here's a better idea: nationalize SpaceX and tell Musk to go fuck himself first. Not going to happen? Then no grant money.

My money is on Canada.

• Nice, desirable natural resources like fresh water, lumber, and oil.
• Plenty of non-immigrant immigrants to feed the ~~legal slavery~~ prison industrial complex.
• Control over arctic trade passages.

And he's been laying the propaganda and groundwork for months now:

• "joking" about Canada being the 51st state.
• Claiming Canada is the source of illegally imported Fentanyl, despite overwhelming evidence that almost all of it comes from Mexico.
• Harsher tariffs than other allied countries, using Fentanyl as the justification for it.
• Factually incorrect statements about unfair and "illegal" trade restrictions imposed by Canada.
• Claims about Canada "taking advantage" of the country in regards to national security and a trade deficit that ignores the population and GDP difference.

this guy might actually get ~~fired.~~ a medal

Fixed that for you

If it was about Obama, that would be more than enough.

Isn't it wonderful when politics turn into tribalism where the only thing that matters is not being on the losing side—justice, liberty, and morals be damned?