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"The American experiment endures," Biden said. "We're going to be OK." by portuga in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 26 points 19 hours ago

Narrator: they would not be ok

Forbidden magic by portuga in c/memes@sopuli.xyz

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

HAIL ERIS

Anon watches an old concert video by portuga in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

Everyone got fat and unhappy? I dunno

Minimalist by portuga in c/funny@lemmy.world

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Tomorrow the towel will have forgotten it

That moment in life by portuga in c/funny@lemmy.world

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Eyes closed. Avoid light. Feel your way to the bathroom. Make sure toilet lid is up (or sit, I’m not judging). Make sure you’re not accidentally in the closet.

OpenAI Pleads That It Can’t Make Money Without Using Copyrighted Materials for Free by portuga in c/technology@lemmy.world

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

That’s rich. Does it apply to us common mortals? Or only billionaires?

Balls by portuga in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

Me: pour me a guiness, please

Bartender: here you go mate

Me: by any chance do you know where I can get a record of the world’s longest mustache

Bartender: well you won’t believe this…

History repeats itself by portuga in c/memes@lemmy.world

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Wait you guys don’t cook with asbestos?

Looks like it was a ... boobie trap by portuga in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

“Woman online is actually a woman online”. More after the break

Never again by portuga in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago

No one f’ing dare touch my box of obscure cables and stupid converters I’ll probably never use !

Never again by portuga in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

It’s like a grinder, but for fingernails

Lots of times the restaurants won't even have milk by portuga in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

Best beverage ever. Personally I couldn’t live without it