https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpMg1upld0w

Is this packet loss?

You miss out on screaming that it's negative anything though.

Spam is an oily meat block with seasoning and preservatives. Sounds like they nailed it in spirit.

But buying things at the grocery store is commerce???

Canonically this is how Toei's 2022 ransomware attack happened.

Actually: They broke down and the ship's owner, Tote Marine, was too cheap to call for a tow.

Tote Marine then sued the families of the crew to try and block all legal consequences.

https://www.cnn.com/2015/11/01/us/el-faro-lawsuit/index.html

Ahem...

I think I remember Kramer pointing this out in an episode.

You're right, ignoring TempleOS is blasphemy