rustyfish

Ok, now I get what the fuss is about. Half my life I have been wandering why people didn’t like broccoli or where that running gag came from. It probably is my favourite vegetable but I never enjoyed food from child catering services or similar places.

Blair Witch Project. But only as a kid. Stuff hits different when you’re 12…and an idiot. You have to buy into the “this movie is real” bullshit juuuuuuust long enough until the credits roll.

Every fall I seek out horror as a franchise* and there are a lot of amazing horror movies that are good movies in themselves or projects on YouTube or well made crime podcasts. I love the feeling of glooming dread, which I actually hunt for once a year. But nothing is scary anymore as it was as a kid.

*)accept video games. I cried like a bitch in RE8 in that baby basement. I left the lights on when I played Iron Lung. And even thinking about playing Alien Isolation makes me hyperventilate. I can’t handle any of this. No thanks.

This entire thing is so weird. If I would be a mouth breathing ICE agent, I would have put Charlie Kirk’s carcass in this U haul, provoked someone into shooting it and waited until the orange idiot declared California a antifa terror state.

And all this wouldn’t even be the dumbest thing you heard all week.

Fuck yeah. I’m on my own tonight. Which means I will order a big, greasy pizza and play video games ❤️

If ALL of my dead relatives make it to heaven, I’d rather go to hell. Because a couple of them don’t deserve a good afterlife.

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That’s what you get when you teach your crappy AI with stuff written by people like SpontaneousH.

There have been a lot going on which you can read here.

But tl:dr version: The Woman on the right was pretty good at ice skating and the bitch on the left was not quite as good. She paid someone who attacked the other one who broke her legs with a baton. The whole attack has been recorded by a camera team.

In David Attenboroughs voice:

Here we see natures most oppressed animal. The gamer. When fucked with, it rolls on its back and shits itself. By doing so it marks its territory and tries to invoke pity in the attacker. Which rarely works.

They still work on the metaverse? Surprised it’s not dead and forgotten yet. Wow.

242 killed by returning soldiers

The six-month battlefield stint didn't diminish Azamat Iskaliyev's appetite for violent revenge against women.

The 37-year-old was sentenced to nine-years in jail after he killed his wife by stabbing her in his car in the summer of 2021 because she wanted a divorce.

Soon after returning to civilian life, he knifed an ex-girlfriend more than 60 times in the shop where she worked in October 2024 after she rejected his advances.

For that crime, he was jailed for more than 19 years, according to court records in the city of Saratov.

This case is one shocking example of the social problems that could await Russia as thousands of prisoners turned soldiers return home following an eventual end to the war.

Verstka, an independent Russian media outlet, reported that by October 2024 almost 500 civilians had become victims of soldiers returning from fighting in Ukraine.

The report said at least 242 people had been killed, and a further 227 were gravely injured, citing data from Russian court records.

Russia about to perform the miracle of becoming an even shittier place.