shartworx

joined 2 years ago
[–] shartworx@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Invite them back over and masturbate aggressively while they enjoy cocktails and reminisce.

[–] shartworx@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Put things into other things. Take things out of other things. Push stuff. Sleep. Look at stuff.

[–] shartworx@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Take my money.

[–] shartworx@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So we should see his pardon come through in the next few months.

[–] shartworx@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not if you use them on Linux.

[–] shartworx@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

No shit. We're already cooked.

[–] shartworx@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

No one trusts google anymore. WTF. That makes no sense.

[–] shartworx@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I forgive you.

[–] shartworx@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

You can sell more guns to repressed people.

[–] shartworx@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They're pouring their money into immortality research so their lifespan will be long enough to reach Mars.

[–] shartworx@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

If the steering wheel fly off, I'm toast.

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