A couple of Winnebagos, and a handful of Airstreams maybe.
They wouldn't need to 'improve' their search experience if they never enshittified the results page like 10 years ago.
If anything, they need to revert back to control panel.
HDMI was a mistake that never should have happened.
Wait, I've seen this one before:
When seconds count police are ~~only minutes away~~ not coming to save you.
Send Windows 11 and their stupid trusted computing initiative to the landfill instead.
Reddit crushed itself more than anything. Sure they ended the protest, but that place is a ghost-town now, all that's left are the bots and politcal propaganda pushers. Stale links that are several days old populate the front pages of the big subs.
I'm going to flip that back on them, Microsoft will have to pay me to update my OS.
That's one hell of an early Christmas present for everyone on earth.
As someone who was on the internet before social media existed, please let it die in a fire.
Everything now is curated and cultivated by corporations and political entities to weed out any "unacceptable" discourse and content that doesn't support a particular agenda or narrative.
Christ, don't encourage the Federal Reserve to print even more money.