[-] swab148@startrek.website 31 points 2 months ago

They wanna join your relationship

[-] swab148@startrek.website 27 points 3 months ago

Enh, repeatable fetch quests are boring.

[-] swab148@startrek.website 32 points 5 months ago

I was wondering if you'd see this lol

[-] swab148@startrek.website 27 points 7 months ago

Don't fuck with school computers, it's not your property. If you wanna mess around with Linux, I will literally send you my laptop. Don't get in trouble when it's not necessary, especially because it seems like your reasoning for this whole thing is, "they left a door open", like my cat every time I open the refrigerator. And just like my cat, you will be tossed out.

[-] swab148@startrek.website 28 points 9 months ago

Let's ask him @dessalines@lemmy.ml

[-] swab148@startrek.website 28 points 9 months ago

I put on my wizard hat and robe

[-] swab148@startrek.website 28 points 9 months ago

NOTICES UR GLORY

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submitted 11 months ago by swab148@startrek.website to c/dfw@lemmy.world

I just wanted to know if that was allowed here. I have a Craigslist post ready if so, if not then I won't do it and you can delete the post!

[-] swab148@startrek.website 27 points 11 months ago

Adverbs are like the next stage of Pokémon evolution to pronouns

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Well you got caught with a killer dwarf! Well, how 'bout that? Well babies, don't you panic.

By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright! I'll get you a galactic mechanic.

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[-] swab148@startrek.website 30 points 11 months ago
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A good trader always knows when to exploit the youths.

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I am a servant of the secret [f a m i l y], wielder of the flame of [f r i e n d s h i p]! The [s c a r y t h u n d e r] will not avail you, flame of [m y o w n p r e d e c e s s o r s]! Go back to the [s k y]!

Do you really need a lightning monster to bring your community together? What implications does this have for us? Do we need a lightning monster?

Since y'all are so much better at the history and lore of Star Trek, I've decided to start crowdsourcing my memes! (Especially after the very embarrassing miss of Finger.) If you've got any ideas for future episodes, shoot me a message!

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I'm a big girl now!

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I wish I knew how to quit you.

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He didn't choose Ferengi life, Ferengi life chose him.

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What do you mean, nobody was ever in any danger?

Credit for the background goes to costume-works.com. I stole their idea for a children's Halloween costume and turned it into an obscure Star Trek meme. Isn't the internet weird sometimes?

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I know it probably doesn't come across well, but that's Bashir behind the Spy mask. Look, they can't all be winners.

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[-] swab148@startrek.website 28 points 11 months ago

"You don't understand! For this to work correctly, I have to include EVERY PIECE OF HAY into my calculations! Alright, give me about an hour..."

"I can give you five minutes."

"@#$&)(/;!!!"

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Ya know, it's just that your husband is a traitor and all, so I just thought, ya know....

This post is in celebration of the fact that I've finally migrated to startrek.website! And I believe that deserves something special, how about the severed heads of many beloved characters! Haha, it's my assets folder! Now you can all play paper dolls with me! This will be updated as well, so keep checking if you wanna find out what Sisko looks like without a neck! (Weirdly, I haven't made a Sisko meme yet.)

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