The PEPPPERONI of tools!? that's not a thing right? why pepperoni??
My understanding is that the name itself is from older onion articles where when they needed an evil corporation name that is what they used. So they are indeed super fans.
"expensive monetarily but petty in actions"
Sounds like the meme rubrick had a word count requirement.
I think part of it is that Mt Everest is a lot smaller than you'd think when you're looking at this scale. The moon is only 2% of the Earths volume so when you spread it over the Earths surface it's really like a thin thin film to cover the whole surface. But the truth is that all of human experience is an even thinner film smeared across the surface.
This is like that "red touches yellow rhyme" that is completely useless if you aren't living in whatever specific region the rule originated from.
Marker plastics sounds like some plastic related jargon but it's just hard plastic possibly from a permanent marker (like a sharpie) that some consumers found and reported.
I think the one that stands out as least accurate is the double-disgust being "prejudice." It's not that's it's really wrong it's just that all the other doubled ones are just amplified and I'm not sure that prejudice is really a "disgust but amplified", personally.
-VVVVVV --"several hundred case switch statement"
"Folks are saying that it was a sick ostrich."
You're saying the exact same thing as him just more angry....
Whenever you don't have enough resources for something you just open the pause menu and threaten to quit the game.