volcel_olive_oil

joined 4 years ago
[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I am not indifferent to Joe Biden's suffering. Losing his son, losing the election, losing the trust of the American people, losing his mind and soon losing his life to prostate cancer; this would be devastating for most people.

But devastating is not enough.

Joe Biden should suffer MORE. Please pile it on further.

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

"NO SEATBELTS! We Die Like Men" bumper sticker type behaviour

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

lib quote from the Kamala timeline: "Trump would have invaded Yemen worse actually"

mccrucified harm reduction candidate

have a corpse on us :kelly:

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago

AI video is going to be admissible as real evidence within five years as reality is abandoned and ruled fake

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

step one: the new GTA has a woman protagonist

step two:

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago

the yes true Scotsman fallacy

"I'm not Scottish" "YEAH YOU ARE"

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Who the fuck irons clothes? Textiles are ALREADY FLAT.

It's the same shit with "fabric softener" rubes. IT'S ALREADY SOFT THAT'S WHY THEY MAKE CLOTHES OUT OF IT

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

next up: turning New York into a prison. Air Force One plane crash to follow

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

it's a famous prison, making it far more powerful (it can house hundreds of thousands of criminals easy) made-it-the-fuck-up

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

INTENSIFY IT

MAKE REALITY THE FAKE ONE

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 35 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

that website is embedding itself and asking for cookies, what the hell?

 

oh it's called 2025? you know that how? name every year

 

marx-joker joker-shopping liz-society joker-gaming matt-jokerfied

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you-hear-about-video-games

 

thesis: I can see forever

antithesis: I can see all the dust and grime on my apartment floor

synthesis: I can learn to ignore all the dust and grime on my apartment floor

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