Image description: 4 panel comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: Little Red Riding Hood is sitting in front of a documentary camera. Someone off-camera asks, "So, you were the one who found the wolf at your grandmother's?" 2. Panel: The big bad wolf is also sitting in front of a camera sharing his side of the story. He says, "Listen, I have a thing for older broads, ok?" 3. Panel: Someone off-camera asks, "So, when you say you ATE grandma-" The big bad wolf interrupts them, "Listen, I know how to please a woman." 4. Panel: Back to Little Red Riding Hood. She crying and says, "Years of therapy... TURN OFF THE CAMERA!" 

(Originally published on mastodon.social: 2024-05-12) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

Image description: four panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: A man walks after the witch character through her apartment filles with crystals. He says, "Wow, you do have many crystals!" 2. Panel: She answers, "They're for protection mostly." 3. Panel: THey stand in front of a giant crystal that has the shape of male genitals. The man says, "What does this one protect you from?" 4. Panel: She says, "Frustration."

(Originally published on mastodon.social: 2024-04-07) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

Image description: 4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: The vampire enters the room while the witch and the black cat (lord Nibbles) are sitting on the couch watching TV. The vampire says, "You guys, the castle is a mess!" 2. He continues, "There are rotting skulls everywhere from your stupid rituals!" 3. The witch replies, "And you said you'd clean up after your midnight snacks!" 4. A man is heavily bleeding and crawling out of the house. He says "No worries, I'll let myself out!"

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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Image description: 4 panel comic (Yonkoma) by War and Peas 1. Panel: A killer clown hides behind a bush. A person is coming closer. The killer clown goes, "Muahaha, my next victim!" 2. Panel: The clown jumps up from the bush is surprised that an old lady is standing in front of him: "MOM!" 3. Panel: He goes, "You turned into a killer clown? You look ridiculous!" 4. Panel: She points at another person looking up from a bush and goes, "Look at Cheryl's son! That's a good looking murderer!" The good-looking murderer from the other bush goes "'sup!"

(Originally published on mastodon.social: 2024-03-28) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

Image description: Cartoon by War and Peas: A person stands on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven. There's a smal gate with a sign that says "Less than 100k followers". NExt to it is a bigger, more beautiful gate that reads "More than 100k followers"

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

Image description: 4 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. Panel: A little girl summoned a demon. The demon goes, "Feed me fresh souls!" 2. Panel: The girl answers "I only have tea." 3. Panel: "It's ginger lemon." 4. Panel: The demon goes, "Tea is fine, too!"

(Originally published on mastodon.social: 2024-03-10) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

Image description: 4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: A girl walks towards a tree 2. Panel: The girl hugs the tree. 3. The tree looks down at the girl and thinks "This isn't helping anything." 4. The tree closes its eyes and thinks "But it feels good."

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

Image description: 4 panel comic about the truth of the moonlanding. 1. A NASA press conference about the moon landing. The speaker says, "One small step for man, one giant leap for poledancing." 2. A confused journalist raises his arm and asks, "Don't you mean mankind?" 3. The speaker answers, "No." 4. An astronaut pole dances around the American flag.

(Originally published on mastodon.social: 2024-03-03)

Image description: Red Riding Hood whipping the big bad wolf saying, "This is for Grandma!"

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)

Image description: 6 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. We are in the halls of United Nature. The speaker (a giraffe) states, "Looks like the humans will be extinct soon." 2. A dog asks, "But who'll give us dogs belly rubs?" 3. The giraffe says, "Looks like we have a contribution from the back." 4. A cat raises his paw. 5. The cat presses the button to use the microphone. 6. The cute cat says, "Go fuck yourself."

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)

Image transcripion: Panel 1: Doctor Dog storms into the operating theater. His assistant shouts, "Doctor Dog! We have to operate!" 2nd panel: Doctor Dog starts chasing his tail and growling. His assistant shouts, "Quick, Doctor Dog! We don't have much time!" 3rd panel: Doctor Dog can't stop. He says, "Just a moment! This guy have been following me all day!" Panel 4: Doctor Dog stands sad and angry at the window of his office. He is smoking a cigarette and on his desk is a piece of paper that says "Medical Mal-Practice Lawsuit."

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)