yuri

mushroom zero

that squirrel will never own a home

sorry, new love of moths?

god i love our legal system

the hammer is my penis

i’m still not sure you’ve read that page

huge laugh from the audience

turns out if you skew definitions enough, anything can be the truth!

wait till you see their april fools promotion from this year.

🤞

god zip drives were so cool

so it’s >1 year that you get telepathy?

e: this is my last reply, this has been fun tho! please continue to exhibit this same 100% self-assurance in other threads, i tend to make a habit of talking to brick walls for funsies ^^