Since when is this news? Hasn't this been on-going for at least the better part of the last decade?

I think you underestimate how much Garland is willing to ignore.

I plan to think about this way too hard next time I get baked.

Will that trouble result in consequences for his actions? One can only hope. But, probably not.

You mean the obvious Republican who once halfheartedly claimed to be a Democrat is now supporting the Republican party's geriatric authoritarian? I'm shocked! Shocked, I say!

I need this in my life

I don't think anyone has claimed the Great Pacific garbage patch yet. I'd say that's prime real estate for them.

Is this the origin story of how the Kong family acquired their banana horde?

Since when was it ever about providing solutions? That would assume any of them have the best interest of the people and the environment at heart.

Embracer rolls out new AI policy to ~~'massively enhance game development'~~ 'undercut human talent without care for quality and justify further reductions to the workforce in the name of increased profit margins for the C-suite and majority shareholders'

FTFY

With the rising sea levels, pretty soon Florida won't just be in the ocean, it'll be inside the ocean.