Buttcoin

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(Found by way of @cstross@wandering.shop)

Tweet 1 - Oct 19, 2023:

I'm sorry but if you're paying $200k for a smart contract engineer you're ngmi

"no, the smart contract needs to be perfect and audited" bro hit $100k in daily volume then worry about it being perfect

Tweet 2 - Jun 5, 2024:

tldr; got $40k drained just now

i was submitting OP retro grants app. had to make github repo public for a sec. forgot i had my secret key in there (cuz i'm quite literally retarded, my IQ is 26). got drained of everything.

by Amy Castor and David Gerard

In this episode:

• Ethereum front-runners get front-run

• Coinbase looks to play CeFi games (and re-enact 2022)

• Uniswap refutes SEC accusations by detailing why they're true

• Telegram's TON adds Tether

• Custodia Bank is still trying again, and we seem to be the only people in crypto to notice that Lummis' stablecoin bill is a loophole written for Custodia

• Money laundering, Binance, FTX, Craig Wright and all sorts of other fun.

We also have a life-sized cardboard cutout Sam Bankman-Fried, for all your many, many life-sized cardboard cutout Sam Bankman-Fried needs.

I’m very aware of what the average retail investor has been saying about the need for greater transparency in our markets, stronger regulatory oversight and tougher penalties for market manipulation and criminal behavior. My administration will support the Ape retail rebellion and enact aggressive Wall Street reforms.

To match action with words, I just invested $24,000 in GameStop from the fees I earned from suing Monsanto for their knowingly poisoning our soil and causing cancer. I love the idea of making Monsanto support $GME and the Apes. We need a free and fair market. Let’s punish predatory short selling to the moon. By the way, I ride with you and I’m not leaving.

#ApesNotLeaving #ApesTogetherStrong #GME #AMC

there's a picture too

how cooked do you have to be to understand any of these words

archive https://archive.ph/g9Y6a

As is tradition I am sharing this link without having listened yet.

The video game in question:

Matt Levine writes up the quick version: https://archive.is/CqhKk
Washington Post talks to the "small investors" who Trump and friends are skinning: https://archive.is/SkiZl needless to say they know The Donald will save them

archive: https://archive.ph/jDLhK

more on the "halvening": https://awful.systems/post/1054074