It was imported from soviet Russia during the times of Stalin, when each month a high ranking official was offered to Stalin to be killed by his own hands and a ton of grain so he could quench his hunger for ukrainian grain. During the GPCR, the tradition was modified and no longer included the grain eating part, but instead it was replaced by the communal festival of genociding a million landlords and bury their remains with comically small shovels, as a nod to Stalin's comically large spoon.

That's it, there's no context since that would require reading past the headline, so therefore China bad.

How does censorship impede the production and distribution of animated movies more than live action????

Can someone explain it like I am an anglo to me?

One day Chinaman Chang (Fu Manchu's evil twin) said in his devlishly cunning asiatic way, "I sure feel like planting rice and destroying western democracy today."

So he climbed onto his dragon---

"Actually, it's a lung, he said smugly,"

---right, he climbed onto his lung and flew through the clouds straight towards the white house.

Biden was standing on the roof. "Ha! Mortal fool, I have anticipated your arrival."

Chinaman Chang said nothing and pulled back his mongolian compound bow, firing an arrow at Biden.

Biden unleashed a ray of pure democracy from his finger and destroyed the arrow with ease. "Stupid barbarian, I'm not so easily defeated! You'll have to get through me before you want to hurt this Shining City on a Hill!"

"Damn you," the slanty-eyed mongoloid said through clenched teeth, quickly dodging as rays of freedom and enlightenment blew holes through the clouds his dra----

"lung"

----right, his "lung" had summoned. "I know!" he suddenly said.

Then he pulled out a cheap bootleg rifle (stolen American tech from the future) and shot.

"Augh! I've been shot!" Biden said, slowly collapsing to his knees like a shitty black and white 1920s western. But Chang was not finished. He devlishly shot Biden's head full of holes like the cheating little yellow man he was.

"NOOOOOO! MY MEMORY IS DISAPPEARING!" Biden shouted, tumbling back down to the ground in a heap.

"Heh heh heh," Chang said, twirling his mustache. "Another day, another democracy down!"

Breaking news! We've long suspected that the evil Chinese seeseepee have been aiding movements to defeat the Rules Based Order the US has painstakingly creating over the past several centuries. But there's been little evidence so far since those sneaky yellows have been hiding from the watchful eyes of the CIA. But now, we finally have irrefutable evidence that the seeseepee is aiding the hoofies in Yemen.

You see, China has been secretly providing the hoofies with a vital resource that's required for their combat against the Good Guys™️: air.

Xae Tschun-Payung has been breathing---- this is a documented fact, meticulously verified by several CIA agents. And this air has been confirmed to go to several malicious agents who would love to undermine US hegem---er, I mean, the World Police. To name a few, these air molecules Xae have been breathing are going to Hummus and the hoofies.

Hummus and the hoofies. Sounds like a band name.

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For the past several years, the hoofies have been attacking American cargo vessels, spitting in the face of democracy and freedom--- everything our flag stands for. They're jealous of our great democracy and they'll stop at nothing to take what they believe is rightfully theirs.

Anyways, Xae has been providing these evil pirates with the air they need to survive. This means that we'll have to pile more sanctions on top of them---- it'll surely work this time!

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JANUARY 16TH, 2024---- Experts once again confirm that China, led by chai chintpkeng, is still about to collapse within five years. As with last time, five different points have been proposed that account for the regime's impending collapse.

1. Demographics.

As we all know, China is experiencing a massive demographics collapse. In 2020, the population of China was 1.4 billion. In 2021, 1.2 billion. In 2022, 0.3 billion. In 2023, 35 thousand. By the end of 2024, it is projected China will only have a population of 5 people. This will wreak havoc on the country as a whole and allow for democratization to proceed rapidly.

2. Declining innovativeness.

As we all know, yellow ching-chongs can't innovate, thus, all their technology is stolen from the west with a time machine. However, they don't know how to repair it, being the stupid yellow barbarians they are, and so soon will be unable to steal any more western innovations.

3. Overpopulation.

While China's population is in decline, it's also simultaneously rising far faster than its weak infrastructural base can support. Within 1 year, the population will be 93 billion, and all the Chinese will starve. This is a good thing because they're yellow parasites.

4. Corruption

Corruption is rampant within the CCP, with high-ranking officials embezzling quadrillions of yuan faster than they're being printed. This is leading to an instability in the Chinese political system. While it looks like they're sustaining economic growth, this is in fact built on nothing, and will soon collapse. Esteemed professor Krakk Pott places China's estimated collapse at around 7:51 pm, on march 30th, 2024.

5. Desire for reform

Radio Free Asia has stirred up the desire for independence for the various peoples of China against their oppressive han communist overlords. A reliable source in shingyong informs us the yogurts will soon rise up, as well as the tibytens in a mass recreation of 1984 tunaman square, except the good guys will win this time. Shae and his racist policies are unstable, and can only last a few more months before China collapses.

Transcript:

SEOUL, Jan. 10 (Yonhap) -- North Korea has carried out a public execution of people for violating the country's COVID-19 regulations, a South Korean human rights white paper showed Wednesday.

A North Korean defector who arrived in South Korea last year testified about the public execution, according to the white paper published by the Korea Institute for National Unification, a state-run think tank.

Still, it did not elaborate on the details of the public execution, such as when and how it took place, due to concerns about possible reprisals against the North Korean defector's family members and relatives who remain in the North.

Article

The "white paper" was published by Korea Institute for National Unification, a South Korean government-funded think tank.

69420 bc: god creates all the species. Darwin is a fraud.

42069 bc: the glorious aryan race asserts its dominance over the west as it rightfully should.

9841 bc: the evil chinese yellow barbarian race is created by dictator moo zhendeing, who goes on to have his people breed like rabbits, then kills all the weighars in shinkykong.

9481 bc: moo zhendong dies, wholesome tibbit and teevon are created.

9184 bc: doong chaopung becomes dictator of sheena. He is a bad man.

1489 bc: doong chaopung invents black and brown savages to combat the civilized west. The dirty muslims sack rome and plunge yurop into the age of barbarism.

0 bc: jesus is born and leads the crusaders against sheena. The Russian Empire, led by Joe Steel, kills jesus and Joe Steel personally shoots god. This plunges the west into another dark age.

69 ad: Joe Steel dies and wholesome gorby brings pizza to russia, bringing light to those barbarian savages. The eternal science of phrenology is invented by glorious white man.

420 ad: the evil poolestenan muslim savages force isralers out of their homeland in brown people land. Nobody cares about this.

1489 ad: evil sheena, now led by the ghost of keem jung-ho, takes over wholesome tivon.

1498 ad: ben shapiro liberates the west and unifies yerop. Kerlombis discovers AMERICA EAGLE FREEDOM BURGER LAND and creates wholesome AMERICA EAGLE FREEDOM BURGER LAND.

1849 ad: wholesome industrial revolution happens, the west beats up all the barbarian savages. AMERICA EAGLE FREEDOM BURGER LAND brings freedom to teevon, tibbit, and shinky- chingy-- shangkong

1948 ad: shae jun-peng takes control of Sheena. he commits the shinkkong genocide and kills all the yogurts. Putler becomes leader of commie russia and commits genocide against dombuss.

1984 ad: shae jun-peng, the ghost of teng chaopung, and revived moo shentong commit the tuna man massacre where everyone in wholesome tibbet, wholesome shingong, and wholesome teevon are killed. AMERICA EAGLE FREEDOM BURGER LAND steps in and kills teng and moo permanently and stop shae.... for now.

1996: putler invades wholesome yookraan. He loses and moscow is taken within minutes.

2001: shae joon-paing invades wholesome teevon and explodes the twin towers.

2022: CBTEU organized, mara jade is no longer canon.

2023: Jordan Peterson, Joe Biden, Trump, and the wholesome sigma AMERICA EAGLE FREEDOM BURGER LAND gang decimate the barbarians. Isreel becomes relevant and starts purging the brown terrorists.

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/1477293

There are other parts to this, as you can tell by the title.

Despite recent rumors circulating that valiant IDF soldiers supposedly killed innocent hostages, daring investigations by CBT journalists have found that these are in fact lies being propagated by the Hamas regime.

"It's important to realize the extent that Hamas controls the global attitudes," says one anonymous source. "Many choose to believe whatever they say, despite Israel clearly being the oppressed side here. It's sad to see how many young people have been brainwashed by those brown terrorist savages. I mean, I hate jews too, but I hate brown people more. At least for now."

Indeed, many prominent news forces have been secretly controlled by global Hamas cabals who strongly influence the narrative against Israel. As one innocent Israeli civilian says "We've always lived here until those evil terrorists came to steal our land!"

The solution is clear: the Hamas menace must be eliminated (we hate Hamas not the people). So go onto the street with your guns, and shoot up all the brown people you see because they're probably Hamas spies. Then shoot all the yellow ching chongs because they support genocide xae and Hamas. Then shoot all the slavics you see because they support putler and also hamas. You know what, just shoot everybody who's not white.

Claim your free gun to shoot up minorities now

Recently, many so-called 'SJW's and 'Wokies' have claimed that the glorious China Bad Times is 'racist'. Not only is this claim extremely offensive but also blatantly false.

"I want to make it clear," says Professor Krakk Pott, "That we have never been racist or prejudiced towards the yellow mongol hordes. We, uh, we might've called them inferior races once or twice, but we actually just hate the government, not the people! We really just want to free them from the oppressive CCP, because those lazy and dumb yellows can't free themselves!"

Asides from these lies clearly being spread by the oppressive Chinese regime, our supposed 'bias' against the Chinese is actually scientifically based. At the CBT, we performed a rigorous test where we measured the skull of a Chinese infant, and then several superior aryan CBT staff members. The results were shocking: On average, white skulls were much larger, clearly proving our intellectual superiority.

The China Bad Times does not condone hate, and has never criticized asians on a racial basis. Please stop spreading hateful lies. You are unintentionally spreading the agenda of an authoritarian empire.

Recently, the beautiful ethnost---uh, I mean free and equal homeland of Israel has come under attack, by no other than evil and dirty asiatic races including yellow ching-chongs and putleroid ruZZians. They seek to reduce the profits of our weapons companies (how horrible! Won't somebody think of the shareholders), and aim to, worst of all.... wait for it...

NEGATIVELY IMPACT THE ECONOMY gasp

How could we have let this happen?

"We must be careful," cautions esteemed professor Krakk Pott, Ph.D. "If we don't stop the mongoloids soon, we could end up with ching chongs lording over us superior white men."

The terrorist organization of hamas was once seen with a member having hair. Know who else has hair? Chinese and Russians! Luckily, brave CBT reporters are willing to expose the Great Replacement and the overthrow of the World Order, and the plot to put an end to the rule of Hard Decisions made by The Adults In The Room. In the immortal words of an Anonymous Source, "If we don't prop up a failing apartheid ethnostate, who will?"

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/743787

From the article at the end:

This was an excerpt from a speech at a study session for new members and alternate members of the CPC Central Committee and principal officials at the provincial and ministerial level on studying and implementing Xi Jinping Thought on Socialism with Chinese Characteristics for a New Era and the guiding principles of the 20th CPC National Congress, February 7, 2023.

(Originally appeared in Qiushi Journal, Chinese edition, No. 11, 2023)

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is currently a very delicate time in my life. Xi Jinping, the evil dictator of China, has stolen all 14 of my underage waifu body pillows, and I am in shock from the loss. It's really a hard period of time in my life, as the chinese regime is now targeting me personally. I have had to take 7 different pseudonyms to avoid CGB agents who are seeking to capture and torture me, and on numerous occasions I have been smuggled across borders to avoid being caught by the globalist communists.

As of right now I'm typing this through a quadruple-encrypted onion Shrek goblin ring with five layers of wholesome chungus bitcoin blockchain shields. Despite this the plainclothes chinamen police officers are closing in on my location, and they are trying to take away from me my last vestiges of sanity. Please donate to me through the link below:

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I agree with good ideas, no matter left or right

Why do people argue when they could have a good ‘ol compromise?

I’m truly in the center, I think both sides are bad

Don’t folks who disagree a lot seem sad?

Now I think immigration is a delicate issue

Sure, they deserve rights but they’re stealing our jobs too

It might sound like I am sucking up to MAGAts

But I’m just being unbiased and that’s a fact

Yeah there’s income inequality but the poors are at fault

And if exploitation ceased then industry would halt

It’s because of society, I want to keep my guilt hazy

Yeah, it must be that those poor people are lazy

If you think I’m a fascist then sorry you’re wrong

I just think the white race needs more lebensraum

How hard is it to understand I’m no extreme

I stand for the middle, I never join teams

Maybe I want to genocide a few minorities,

But haven’t communist states also done bad deeds?

Stop it with your woke mind whataboutism

I never used any nazi euphemisms

So what if I want to kill some browns and yellows?

I’m still not a nazi, just an unbiased fellow

Why do leftists insist on criticizing me?

I’m not left or right, just center, why can’t they see?

Ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves for the latest scheme of the evil Chinese Communist Party (CCP), whose sinister plan involves nothing less than stealing the world's carbon right out of the atmosphere. How nefarious, you might think. Let's dive into this evil plan!

Instead of ignoring the dire warnings of climate scientists and continuing to spew carbon dioxide into the atmosphere like the international community has done for decades, the CCP wants to capture it and store it safely. What's next? Preventing forest fires instead of letting them rage uncontrollably? How selfish of China not to consider how much profit we make rebuilding when people's houses get burned to the ground.

We've consulted with an expert, who agrees with our conclusion that the CCP's plan is to steal our carbon out of the atmosphere. The expert, who has asked to remain anonymous, stated the following: "I don't know exactly why they're doing it, but they're definitely up to no good." Truly chilling testimony!

Let's not forget the CCP's participation in international climate agreements and commitments to reduce greenhouse gas emissions. How cunning to want to work collaboratively with other nations to address the pressing issue of climate change. Clearly, they're just trying to divert attention away from their grand scheme of carbon larceny.

But their evil plot doesn't stop there, oh no! China has had the audacity to invest in renewable energy, public transportation, and electric vehicles. So, not only are they stealing our carbon, they're lowering their own emissions. At this rate, there won't be any carbon left for us!

I hope everyone reading this understands that this threat is extremely dire. We must all be wary of China's plan to preserve this planet for future generations!

I'm so fucking done, man.... sincerely.... I'm so fucking done....

With how evil the Imperialist Chinese and Colonialist BRICS empires are! They're, like, literally commiting indigenous genocide in Antarctica (that's what the K in BRICS is for, right?), and ruthlessly exploiting the locals for resources to fuel their cybernetic hypercapitalist engines of consumption! Look, I learned all of these leftist words, so I'm a leftist now!

The Free World™️ has once again sternly reprimanded those dirty yellows and their subhuman allies for their human rights abuses and mistreatment of indigenous Antarcticans. Says an anonymous citizen of Latin South Slovenia, "The Chinese are putting more pressure onto our government to join Genocide Putin in BRICS every day. Please save us daddy Biden!"

As millions of global southerners are being displaced and their homelands destroyed by Imperialist members of China's bloc of closet nazis, the Civilized World must take action now to prevent the destruction of potential resource deposi--- uh, I mean, allies around the globe.

Chip in a few cents to help defend the Free World™️ today!

It was a chilly Autumn evening when 59 year old Cincinnati resident Robert Dale heard a knock on his door. "I was sittin' in my recliner, just watchin' football, then all of a sudden I got a knock on my door. I thought it was my grandkids..."

When Robert Dale opened his door, it was indeed his grandchildren. But he knew something was wrong the moment he saw their expressions.

"I tried to talk to them, but they would even listen to me. They were all on their smart phones and nothing I said or did would get em to put those darn things down.

When I got a glimpse of what was on their smart phones, my heart sank right into my chest."

A shocking discovery: his grandchildren, like so many other misguided youths, have began using TikTok - Xi Jinping's latest effort to keep a close eye on the personal lives of Americans with a surveillance system unlike any other seen before it.

Ohio Lawmaker Jebediah Flang had this to say when interviewed by CBT reporters on Friday: "Hooligans and youngsters crave their tiktok dances and their immediate grams. But beyond this naive quest for what their foolish minds label "fun", lies a dark truth that they refuse to acknowledge, and that truth is that with each " tik tok asmr challenge ", they inch just that much closer towards Chinese sympathies. One minute, they are quoting the latest "meme" as they call them (Whatever ever happened to the funny pages?) and the next, they are quoting the dictator Mao Zedong like any patriotic man would with George Washington. Really scary stuff."

Incredible words from an incredible man.

The growing trend among the unthinking generation has startled lawmakers like Jebediah Flang and miniscule average joes like Robert Dale into action. Each taking their own paths to ensuring the safety of our besieged nation.

God bless CBT. God bless Unbiased Journalism. God bless our imperial protectors.

I am Rebecca Frank, signing off.

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Welcome back to The China Bad Times, which is still illegal to read in the brutal Beijing regime! I’m your guest editor from Radio Free Asia here with exclusive news about China!

Our spies in the Communist Party have found proof behind our allegations that the Chinese government used the fictitious One Child Policy as an excuse to eat babies! Whenever someone had a second child, the child would be confiscated by the government and eaten by the cannabalistic regime.

The official death toll sharply plummeted after the Great Leap Forward, but this new information suggests this was simply due to no longer having to count the eaten babies, as the murderers simply ate them before they had to give a birth certificate!

Meanwhile, in the freedom-loving United Americans of States, you can have as many kids as you want to provide free labor for you and your company as the Founders intended. 🇺🇸

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