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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by november@lemmy.vg to c/vegancirclejerk@lemmy.world

Have you ever heard someone describe their cat as "magical"? They weren't being hyperbolic.

You see, cats are obligate carnivores. This is a kind of animal whose metabolism runs on magic. Their digestive systems use clairvoyance to determine whether the meal they're eating came from another animal. Nutrients have nothing to do with it -- if you try to feed them lab-synthesized taurine, the ancient curse laid upon their kind by the Egyptian sorcerers who bound them all those millennia ago will lay waste to all mankind.

Bet you feel stupid now, huh? Checkmate, vegoons.

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cross-posted from: https://feddit.org/post/492288

ich🌭iel

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/17066438

They're usually shredded alive almost immediately because they're seen as "waste" since they don't lay eggs

For some more context:

Why the egg industry 'shreds' baby chicks alive (NSFL)

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.vg/post/119909

outjerked lol

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How responsible of them! They are a hero to me, what am I saying, to the vegan cause!

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