"You chased a homeless person in their own car off your completely unutilized property for no reason other than malice. You've been sentenced to 12 hours of fighting a flock of geese naked while locked in a middle school gym."

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

First time I’m rooting for the geese, usually they’re the assholes.

There should also be some extra sauce on the sentencing for anyone who carries a badge or position of legal power and abuses that.

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@feddit.de 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Twice as much geese which are thrice as pissed?

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Solo Leveling Penalty Game huh? Damnit, I'm in! What do I get for being someone in HR denying someone a job for reasons of "I just wasn't feeling it."?

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago

You? Nothing, you're just being a good cog in a bad machine. Bossman? Rashes, but on the inside of their skin, but that's likely compounded by numerous other crimes.

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The idea of secret laws seems incompatible with democracy

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago

it's ok, so are humans. Hopefully the geese win?

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Which is different from normal bullshit selective laws how?

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

I prefer a cordial introduction to everyone's favorite friend in red.

[–] bufalo1973@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

Why the geese have to be named?🤪