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submitted 1 year ago by robocall@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I have a rainbow computer with only one monitor. Am I not a software engineer?

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

34+ inch ultra wide screens get a pass.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Naah, just a 27 inch regular monitor.

[–] miridius@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mate get yourself a second one, you'll never go back

[–] summerof69@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Well of course, my screens are in front of me.

[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Software engineer with smol pp

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Please don’t share such secrets in a public forum.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unless it's one of those ultra wides, how do you get any work done if you can only see one screen worth of code and things that help the code?

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe, I am not that good of a software engineer. Probably, why I don’t get jobs, despite thinking that I did well for the interview?

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

It's the only possible explanation