[-] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago

You better play dead homie, we make a lot of sequels

[-] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago

MAKE PENIS AND VAGINA ILLEGAL!!!!!

[-] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 49 points 2 months ago

How do you miss a bright orange target that hoots and hollers

[-] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 65 points 3 months ago

I'm not really looking to attract other men at this time

[-] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 58 points 3 months ago

Why didn't you nerds tell me about this, I'm over here hoofing it with this got damn 2tb ssd

[-] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 54 points 4 months ago

Protect from IUDs?! intrauterine devices?? They sure are taking birth control seriously in Prosper boys..

[-] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago

You've got to be yolking

[-] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago

Kirby sucks and blows anyway

[-] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 40 points 6 months ago

I imagine the prompt being like show Jesus carrying his two penis legs through floodwaters

[-] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago

I always put their address. I LIVE AT WORK HOMIE.

[-] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago

Argh matey, I'd rather walk the plank than pay those greedy pigs! Tis the high seas for me landlubbers!!!

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