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submitted 8 months ago by DevCat@lemmy.world to c/humor@lemmy.world

Billionaire Elon Musk, found dead in his home last night, says it is not the role of social media networks to determine what is true or not.

The Tesla and X owner, who is believed to have died from a heroin overdose while watching animal porn, said he would fight any attempts to stop the spread of misinformation on his platform.

Police revealed that Musk, who says it is up to the public to decide what was true or not, had been fighting incest charges at the time of his death.

His funeral is next week.

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[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 79 points 8 months ago

He's only 52?

He looks like someone 15 years older whose had too much plastic surgery

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago
[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago

Drugs don't make people looks like low quality wax models...

It's the plastic surgery

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 8 points 8 months ago

Looks like he paid the surgeon with Tesla shares.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Drugs make you look older, which is why he had so much plastic surgery that makes him look like a ghoul.

[-] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Can confirm, look 10 years older than I am due to past drug use and other health problems (some of which are related to the drug use, some of which the drug use is a symptom of)

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 17 points 8 months ago

He's actually 74, I read it on the Xitter so it must be true.

[-] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

52 is the average age of his body parts.

[-] Cheems@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

That's the look he's going for

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