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Yeah dude unless you’re on probation you can cheat. They can’t watch you pee for a work drug test. Just stuff it in your groin.
Ok so I took the test and might be alright. I had to go into a stall and empty out my pockets while the attendant waited outside the stall
My new supervisor messaged me on signal and said he’d authorize a new test if I failed this one, so any last tips?
Nothing that hasn’t been said. Buy the fake pee, keep it around if you don’t end up needing it. It works, and you just put it in your pants so it’s not in your pockets.